A bit of, hopefully, humor from around the net, and also before the net.
IN THE PROCESS: So wrapped in red tape that the situation is almost helpless.
A PROGRAM: Any assignment that can’t be completed by one telephone call.
EXPEDITE: To confound with commotion
TO IMPLEMENT A PROGRAM: Hire more people and expand the office.
UNDER CONSIDERATION: Never heard of it.
RELIABLE SOURCE: The guy you just met.
INFORMED SOURCE: The guy who told the guy you just met.
UNIMPEACHABLE SOURCE: The guy who started the rumor originally.
A CLARIFICATION: To fill in the background with so many details that the foreground goes underground.
WE ARE MAKING A SURVEY: We need more time to think of an answer.
NOTE AND INITIAL: Let’s spread the responsibility for this.
SEE ME: Come down to my office, I am lonesome.
LET’S GET TOGETHER ON THIS: I assume you are as confused as I am.
WILL ADVISE YOU IN DUE COURSE: If we figure it out, we’ll let you know.
EXPERT: A person who avoids all small errors as he sweeps toward the grand fallacy.
CONSULTANT: Any ordinary guy, with a briefcase, more than 50 miles away from home.
RESEARCH WORK: Looking for the jerk who moved the files.
Plumber contractor comment after a meeting and status report on our ongoing project here at work “There are a lot of good indecision makers around here.”
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