The short version:
A blog by someone not exactly human.
Why Elegant Ungulate? And what’s an ungulate anyway?
Elegance should be obvious. I will make no claim to being elegant, only that I make the attempt and on occasion might even succeed.
An ungulate is a hoofed (or hooved) mammal. The definition can get more fiddly if you like, but it generally all comes down to “hoofed mammal.” Yes, that leaves out dogs and cats and foxes and emus and spiders and robots and waffles. It includes horses and goats and deer and cattle and donkeys and… unicorns and centaurs and “minotaurs.” Moo.